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a barney new year

By | July 13, 2009 | 2 comments

you come out late at night
stinkin´ of that booze

walkin´ out to find a lady dressed in blue
new years eve
time is looking new
say how you doing baby
wanna get a brew?

lady luckily agrees to the kind request
let´s go honey
“better yet
let`s hit your place she suggests.
oh my god! oh my god!
i can´t believe this to be true
a hot girl on a night like this for you know who.

walk back to my place
just a block away
we both got loving on our face.
once in the spot we kill a six pack
baby says “i´ll be right back”
goes out for a while
i chill like i know how
baby comes back looking kind of down
what´s a matter sugar
what´s with that frown
let`s just kick back on my magical couch
happy new year to you!
happy new year to you!
this is just too good to be true.

where were you?
where´d you go?
the rap ensues
i´ll get us more beer
you just chill here
happy new year my dear…

baby stayed back
i went for beer
baby´s evil plan

was in full gear…
homey walked in,
got in my face
that chick you’re banging
up there in your place
she gonna cost you
gonna cost you big.

fuckin take this..
a blow to my white irish chin.

i white piece of shit
shotgun handle right in the ribs
next one to my head
happy new year buddy
it´s a good day to be dead!

baby took my cash
homey took my glee
this new years
had me on my knees
coughing up blood
for simply wanting a little love…

a beating did i take that night
wasn’t looking for no fight
just going for a beer in a friendly saloon
i almost died
way too soon
this year…

that´s what barney did on that eve.
since you asked.

Jack Green

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  1. peter

    23/07/2009 - 1:07 pm

    with a little guitar action and a drum beat, this could be a great blues!

    nice one, jack!

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  2. JEFF

    31/12/2009 - 2:01 pm

    I HOPE MY NEW YEAR'S EVE IS BETTER THAN POOR BARNEY'S….

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