LandingPad Buenos Aires

I’ve been down here for two weeks traveling with my mates. I heard about the infamous Red Zone but I was surprised to find out it was full of trannies!! These were some amazing shemales, but it really ain’t my cup of tea.

So I asked the taxi driver where the real hookers were. Fortunately, prostitute is a universal word cause me Spanish is pretty basic. He laughed and took me to this place way out. I really don’t know where.

When we finally got there he made some gestures that seemed to say the place was dangerous at night and he was gonna wait for me. At first I thought he was scamming me or something, but I paid him anyway, then he parked the car.

Next think I know we’re both walking into this real seedy bar. It cost us 30 pesos each to get in and for some reason I paid for the taxi driver. You do things like that when your drunk.

Then we’re at a table and girls wearing almost nothing keep coming up to us and offering their ”services.” I bought a couple of drinks for the driver and myself and then we each chose a girl and went upstairs to the private rooms.

There we split up and I had to pay 200 pesos for my girl. She was alright and I didn’t last long. I had one more drink downstairs while I waited for my driver.

I probably bought five drinks maximum. They told me I owed 250 pesos for the drinks!! That’s more than the girl cost!! What kind of world is this??!!

I tried to argue but my Spanish is shit. Eventually the taxi guy came down and helped me bargain it down to 200. If I knew the name of this place, I’d tell you not to go there. But I don’t. Just be careful with drinks and it helps to make friends with the taxi drivers.