Swearing Translated – Part 5

By Jack Green

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Hi to all those venturing forth into the land beyond Oz. If you’re going to be spending some time here, you should know both how to tell if you’re being cussed out and how to do it yourself, if the situation is to ever arise. Here is part five of some easy guidelines to help you on your way to verbally express your pissed off emotions or to understand emotions of an angry Porteño.

Phrase	Direct Translation	Our Best Actual Translation
Ella me tiene las bolas llenas!	She has my balls full	I can´t fuckin take her!
Que te recontra!	That is against you	Right back at you!
Es una reverenda cagada!	It’s a reverend shit	It really fuckin’ sucks!
Me cago en la puta madre que me pario!	I shit on the slut that gave birth to me!	God-damn fuckin’ shit!
Anda cantarle a Gardel!	Go sing to Gardel	Blow it out your asshole!
Chupate esta mandarina!	Suck this tangerine	Up yours!

Now, mix and match them to come up with some of your own to use on that special person.

Jack Green
LPBA.com Staff

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Keith, Cali said:

April 24, 2009

Love these!

jack said:

April 24, 2009

me too. keep them coming, mr. perry

Leandro said:

June 3, 2009

Actually, "anda a cantarle a Gardel" is not that rude. It's a sort of "Go around the corner and see if it's raining", in a dismissive meaning. Nobody will get offended by that nowadays. And it's certainly much lighter than "Blow it out your asshole!"

lucille said:

June 9, 2009

jajaj this is so good!
keep it coming! jajaja

adios!

Van Cecconi said:

August 5, 2009

we also use a lot "the shell of your sister" or "go to the shell of your sister"..
i'm pretty sure you'll figure out the meaning